Some of my Favorite South Park Quotes
South Park is unquestionably one of the best TV shows on the air today. I've been watching it religiously for several years now and every single episode I watch gets me giggling like a twelve year old school girl. This is just a short compilation of some of my favorite quotes.
"Shit"
Timmy
"Respect my authoritahh!"
Cartman
"Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
Cartman
"I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr. Garrison
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
Cartman
"Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine."
Kyle
"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000."
Cartman
"It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom."
Cartman
"YES! I did it! [tosses his helmet away] I jumped over the homeless! "
Cartman
These are the ones I can think about off the top of my head. I'll write up some more some other time. Yay!
Truths About Recycling
Is recycling everything all that it's built up to be? In society today, people who chose not to recycle (for whatever reason) are seen as heretics -- ugly hairy monsters that contribute to the slow downfall of humanity. Well, unfortunately, this is too far from the truth.
Recycling a plastic bag, for example, would seem like a environmentally friendly thing to do. Few would consider throwing it out. However, plastic is made of oil and oil, as we know, is bad for the planet. Every plastic bag that needs to be recycled will (1) give off greenhouse gases and (2) cost an arm and a leg. Of course, plastic takes hundreds of years to decompose in a landfill -- so what the hell are we supposed to do with all of our stuff if throwing it out and recycling it ends badly!?
The problem with the current state of recycling is that it encourages us to continue our consumption and feel good about recycling (admit it, you love putting stuff in the lovely blue bin). What we should be doing, instead of recycling everything, is cutting our consumption and reusing the things we throw out. That way we ACTUALLY pollute less and cost the system less money.
Next time you go to throw out that plastic bag or that empty yogurt container, think twice and use it for something different. Use your imagination.
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Bloody Brain Shot Recipie
So, I've completed my Introduction to Bartending course (I even got a friggin' certificate) and I have to say one of my favorite shots to make is the Bloody Brain. The recipe is pretty simple, but you need to get it right. Practice is the way to go, this is no simple pour and drink shot.
You'll need:
3/4 oz of Peach Schnapps
1/4 oz of Baileys (or you can use Amarula)
Some Grenadine
Making the Shot:
*Get a couple nice chilled shot glasses (taller ones are better).
*In each glass, pour 3/4 oz of Peach Schnapps.
*Next, drip small amounts of Baileys at a time into the Peach Schnapps. If done well, it should all float near the top.
*Finally, drop some Grenadine through the Baileys and it will sink to the bottom of the shot glass. It'll kinda look like a brain (hence, the name).
Enjoy it (not) responsibly.
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